I was going to drive to the store this morning and when I walked outside, it was raining. I stood there for a moment wondering if I should dash through it, or go get an umbrella, or wait a few minutes and see if it would stop. As I stood there, I looked to my left and realized it was not raining. I looked to my right, and there the rain was again. Our house was right under the edge of a cloud. I called the family to come see and we all got a big kick out of being able to watch it rain on our right but not on our left! The video doesn't show the rain as well as I had hoped. You can mostly see it in front of the trees.
I'm having my annual mammogram today. I always hear about how painful they are, but honestly, I've never thought they are that bad. Not the most comfortable, but not painful either. Every time I have a mammogram, I'm reminded of this story. It won the Erma Bombeck Writing Competition and I still get a kick out of it every time I read it. So I'm posting it here today for your reading pleasure: Erma Bombeck Writing Competition 1st place in Humor Category Winner Leigh Anne Jasheway of Eugene, Oregon "The First Time's Always the Worst" The first mammogram is the worst. Especially when the machine catches on fire. That's what happened to me. The technician, Gail, positioned me exactly as she wanted me (think a really complicated game of Twister - right hand on the blue, left shoulder on the yellow, right breast as far away as humanly possible from the rest of your body). Then she clamped the machine down so tight, I think my breast actually turned inside o...
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