Apparently, the sight of me crossing the room holding a chair is terrifying to behold. Rigger nearly wet himself. He decided the best course of action was to flee, but found himself trapped. He catapulted himself over the arm of the sofa and conversely onto Emily who was lying on the sofa reading a book.
Now imagine a 155 pound dog dropping out of the sky onto an unsuspecting 90 pound girl. The results were not pleasant.
Much later, when she had calmed down and finished crying, she came to me laughing and said she bet it looked pretty funny. Now she's got the giggles over it.
That dog is embarrassing.