At Red Lobster the other night, Emily decided to try one of their famous garlic cheese biscuits. Although she's allergic to dairy, and that thing is just loaded with butter and cheese, she occasionally decides to risk an eczema break out and eat something that is normally not on her diet.
After taking a bite, she closed her eyes for a moment and savored it. Then she opened her eyes, looked at me and said, "If I were an atheist, this would single handedly restore my faith in God."
That's quite a biscuit!