Emily began a conversation about "feminine products".
Ben started whistling.
I answered Emily's question, conversation ensued.
Ben whistled louder.
Katie piped up and mentioned that she just read a book about a girl who thought she was dying when she had her first period.
Ben started gargling his drink.
Then he choked on it and started coughing.
"What on earth are you doing?" I asked him.
"I'm trying to drown myself so I can get away from this conversation!" he snapped.