All is well. The tsunami was 10 inches tall.
We had hours of warning that it was coming. People all over the world were praying about this massive tidal wave which was going to cause great destruction and loss of life.
I saw one of the tsunami experts on TV and he said they would be scratching their heads over this one for a long time. He really couldn't understand why it was so much smaller than they had originally thought. He mentioned that he hoped once the data was in from all the sensors they would get more information on "what happened out there" to make it decrease in size while on it's way across the ocean.
They will never believe it. No oceanic sensors can measure prayer and miracles.