I'm having my annual mammogram today. I always hear about how painful they are, but honestly, I've never thought they are that bad. Not the most comfortable, but not painful either. Every time I have a mammogram, I'm reminded of this story. It won the Erma Bombeck Writing Competition and I still get a kick out of it every time I read it. So I'm posting it here today for your reading pleasure: Erma Bombeck Writing Competition 1st place in Humor Category Winner Leigh Anne Jasheway of Eugene, Oregon "The First Time's Always the Worst" The first mammogram is the worst. Especially when the machine catches on fire. That's what happened to me. The technician, Gail, positioned me exactly as she wanted me (think a really complicated game of Twister - right hand on the blue, left shoulder on the yellow, right breast as far away as humanly possible from the rest of your body). Then she clamped the machine down so tight, I think my breast actually turned inside o...
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So the Army has perfected the cloning techniques, huh? Little Mini Amy there on Kerry's left looks lovely... and just like you!! (I love the pointed toe!) And Mini Kerry looks beautiful too. (Now you know what Kerry would look like as a girl. Beautiful!)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!
What a beeyoutifull family!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I like this whole blog thing, I mean it's like you get to talk the whole time and I can't get a word in edgewise! :)
btw- your hair looks really good. And nutty mama was right, K does look just like Kerry. But much cuter in a girlie way.
I never saw this picture -Emily was so GROWN UP!
ReplyDeleteGREAT PICTURE! Sure would like to have a copy.
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