Katie and Emily were sitting at the dining room table discussing "Iron Man 3":
Katie: I always get Robert Downey Jr and Martin Luther King Jr mixed up.
Emily: Umm.....HOW can you mix them up? They are nothing alike!
Katie: Well, their names are similar.
Emily: Not really...
Katie: Martin Luther King Jr was the one with the peanuts, right?
Emily: That was George Washington Carver!
Katie: Oh. Which one was Martin Luther King Jr?
Emily: He fought for black rights, he was assassinated...
Katie: He was assassinated??
Emily: Yes, Katie!
Katie: Well, sorry. I'm only studying ancient history about Jesus, like, five billion years ago.
Emily: Jesus was only two thousand years ago!