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In case you ever wonder........

If you are vacuuming your daughter's room and you accidentally run the vacuum cleaner over a pen, the pen will snap in half and spew black ink over about four feet of light beige carpet. The spinning brush of the vacuum will grind the ink in quite well.

In case you ever wonder.......

A mom who has just smeared ink into the carpet, can sprint through the house and hurdle over a very large dog in search of a can of aerosol hairspray and be back to the mess in about fifteen seconds flat.

In case you ever wonder........

A can of aerosol hairspray and a carpet steam cleaner used 27 times can get all traces of black ink out of a light beige carpet.

In case you ever need to provide such information on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" - I could be your phone-a-friend.
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  1. Trails of GraceJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    Oh my gosh! This reminds me of when a friend of Robby's spilled model paint in our brand new carpet about 15 years ago! Glad you got the mess up!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    The video played in my head as I read this :0)

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    This is need to know information!! Hopefully I wont have the same situation you did but that sure is a helpful hint!!
    Trina

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