This Christmas Eve, the girls and I decided to volunteer in the church nursery for the 2:30 service, then we would meet up with the menfolk and attend the 4:00 service. When we arrived at the church for our volunteer time, Emily was sent to the baby room, while Katie and I were assigned the two to four year olds. We only had four children in our room. One four-year old girl and three two-year olds. We had all of them sit at a table and gave them all a snack and a drink. In the falsely cheerful voice that I use when talking to a group of very young kids who have just been forcibly separated from their parents I announced, "Wow! We have four big kids in here!" The four-year old girl looked at me steadily and said, "No. You have one big kid in here and that's me ." She pointed at herself, then continued on, pointing at the other three, "They're little ." *********************************** A short time later, one of the two-year olds w...